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THE BOSS

Who's in Charge? All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who the one in charge was.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".


"I should be in charge," said the blood , "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss. The Moral of the story? The as$hole is usually in charge .







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Tidak banyak hantu yang dapat dilihat seperti ini. Kebanyakan hantu tidak dapat dilihat meskipun dia tidak bersembunyi. Ini kerana hantu diwujudkan dari api. Jadi sesiapa yang ada masalah kehabisan gas memasak, atau minyak tanah, bolehlah bela hantu banyak-banyak untuk dijadikan bahanapi semasa memasak. Peringatan: Jangan bela hantu raya kalau tidak mahu susah. Hantu raya akan halang anda daripada berpuasa. Dia kira nak raya je...

Men NEVER Listen

Nice one, enjoy!
A man and his wife receive a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas: My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you. NOTE: "Please take only one drop"NOTE: "Please take only one drop"

So they open the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion..The husband looks at the wife and says: "You go first." So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 5 years younger.

A year passes and the daughter returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back.The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look young.

The daughter is delighted and asks about her father. "Your father, my child, got so jealous that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle." "So where is he?" "Oh, that's him I have on my back."

Geng Pemburu Hantu

Memburu hantu tidak sama dengan memburu rusa atau ayam hutan. Haiwan dapat dilihat dan mudah ditembak atau sumpit macam orang asli dok buat tu. Tapi memburu hantu lebih memerlukan bekalan bathin yang lengkap. Kena belajar ayat-ayat suci AlQuran yang sesuai. Dalam blog ini saya akan ceritakan cara-cara saya dan kumpulan pemburu hantu atau ghosbuster kami menjalankan tugas. Kepada peminat misteri dan mistik, teruskanlah membaca dan melawat blog ini. Boleh ajukan sebarang pertanyaan. Kalau saya tak mampu jawab, carilah jawapan di tempat lain. Hahaha... itu ketawa saya, bukan hantu.